Dialogues from the bollywood movie Heroine, starring Kareena Kapoor, Arjun Rampal.

Reporter: Rumors hain ki aapki market mein position down hone ki wajah se kisi aur actress ne aapko replace kar diya hai
Kareena Kapoor: Aap media waalon ko film scripts likhni chahiye
Heroine ne gaadi li to businessman ne gift kar di
Diamond khareeda to engagement ho gayi
Hospital gaye check up ke liye to abortion ho gaya
LA gaye to surgery karwa li
Aur agar god forbid Dubai gayi, to uska rate card ban jaata hai