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    One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ''Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt honey!''

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ''What the Hell is this?'' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    ''April'', he hollered into the bathroom, ''Why did you put Powder in my underwear?''

    She replied with a snicker. ''It's not powder'' it's ''Miracle Grow'' Dear!!!!!