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    Santa purposes to a woman.

    She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
    He sets off to Africa and disappears.

    Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.

    He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"

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    Re: Santa Banta Jokes

    Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."

    "Good" replied Banta, "make sure she`s prepared well".

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    • #3
      Re: Santa Banta Jokes

      One day Santa decides to bunk from office seeing that his boss wasn't present
      When Santa reaches home he sees his boss with his wife,

      Santa hurriedly........


      leaves and says...shukar hai yaar boss ne dekha nahin

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      • #4
        Re: Santa Banta Jokes

        Santa Saali se : Teri Didi busy hai tu nikki ko dudh pila de
        Saali: Muze dudh hi nahin aata
        Santa: Kamaal hai Display (.) (.) itna bada aur stock kuch bhi nahin

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        • #5
          Re: Santa Banta Jokes

          Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
          Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
          har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

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